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Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

"OHMYGOSH YOU CAME I LOVE YOU STAY FOREVER"

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Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

"OHMYGOSH YOU CAME I LOVE YOU STAY FOREVER"

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my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

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My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

updateI joined the party

NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

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WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

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koteddo:

koteddo:

koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

update
I joined the party


NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

(lol here!)

WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

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